so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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