Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
