He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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