he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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