what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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