There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he fucked my hip out of place.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just want nice things and good sex
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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