Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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