can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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