you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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