broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
