I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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