We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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