Do you still have your period?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
