The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
They have beer where we have blood.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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