I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
tell me about the fingering
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