I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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