How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I am mentally ready for anal.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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