i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
