So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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