Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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