I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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