i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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