there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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