ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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