school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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