they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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