It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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