Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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