isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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