and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
