I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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