is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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