NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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