Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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