she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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