Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Damn victory sex feels great
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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