the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
