what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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