I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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