Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
