i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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