i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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