When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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