Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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