So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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