haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
