Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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