All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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