I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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