talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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