Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I need moral support for this bender
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Randomize
