that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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