? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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