never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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