Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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